Getting a Haircut

I needed a haircut after two months on the road. So I stopped at the local Istanbul salon for a trim. The "stylist" had a shaved head, which wasn't a good self reference, but I was in need. 

After cutting my hair to a length that suited his sense of style, short, he noticed I had hair in and on my ears. I know, gross, but it comes with age!  

So he waxed my ears!

That will bring tears to your eyes!  But I am ear-hairless.